Sometimes missing things makes you go a little crazy.
Case in point: The husband and I spent a leisurely Sunday watching the Harry Potter marathon on ABC Family (yet again) and all of a sudden, I was sitting in an ottoman.
I was only drinking ice tea.
So basically, we were bored and I’ve been missing WDW so bad lately. (Hearing Epcot entrance tune is enough to make me teary, which is not good. My next definite trip to Disney is booked for next July.)
I’m sure I’m not the only one who has thought… wouldn’t it be great if I could just teleport to WDW whenever I want to?
Well.
In a perfect world… in our home… this is how I think it could happen.
the ottoman.
Looks pretty ordinary right?
1. Don’t forget your Mickey ears. 2. No one said teleportation came without fear.
the crock pot.
Okay, okay. Obviously I can’t FIT in the crock pot. We decided this option is more like a portkey. In Harry Potter terms, it’s an item you grab on to and it transports you to a certain location.
the closet.
A few things about this closet. It’s in our guest room, which means… we hardly use it. There’s also no rack for clothing because this is also our only entrance into our attic. And at some point, in the three years we’ve been living in this house, we totally lost that rack anyway. So mysterious, isn’t it? It would only make sense that this was another way to teleport to Disney.
Let’s be honest here… I look totally possessed in this picture. (Thanks red eye!) It has to mean that this is a LIVE teleportation spot.
So. That’s all we got. Believe me, we thought it through.
Either you think I’m totally crazy or on to something…
…I’ll let you think about it.
by Estelle Hallick
I think the ears themselves should be a portkey! Or you could always find a fireplace and travel by floo powder.
This post scares me and inspires me. When the teleporter is ready please call me
Okay, this is the best Disney post I’ve ever read! A Disney portkey would be the coolest thing on earth!
I agree with Morgan: the ears are clearly the portkey.
Also. Please take me with you. As we have discussed, I have the sick, missing Disney feeling.
Great ideas….can u transport from your closet to the Boardwalk closet? You and James can sleep in it, it is ridiculously large. Hah.
Love this site!
I thought my husband and I were the only ones that had conversations like this. So happy to know we’re not alone.
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